2022.01.28 21:52 sunnygirlonline My mental state and birth control
Can I just say that I'm so SO tired of getting these pregnancy scares despite taking combined pill correctly? I know symptoms overlap since everything is happening in the uterus and hormones are so vague but I wish I could just put my whole uterus in a jar so I could stop feeling so awful. I have medical conditions (PCOS, endometrial cysts—yes, even on the pill they didn't go away—, GERD, and I think I have an anxiety disorder) that affect my overall physiology and the side effects of birth control just worsen them, leading to really bad episodes where I couldn't function properly bc it would literally manifest on my whole physical body. It did make my acne disappear but goddamn it also made me paranoid as fuck. I often feel like I'm simply just doomed because I can't switch methods since BCs also serve as my treatment for said conditions.
I already took 3 pregnancy tests wherein all of them are clearly negative but I still feel anxious about the possibility of false negatives. I had a spotting on the 26th which would be the 10th day from a contact I had with my partner but then I also had spotting 16 days from our other contact. I hate that everything are similar to one another and I wish I could just get a device to lock my eggs to keep them from ovulating. I'm so close to simply not having sex just to keep my mind shut. I'm like Spongebob running around in a burning room while the Kill Bill siren plays in the background.
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2022.01.28 21:52 cqwadlop Just wanna see the variety of the playerbase
2022.01.28 21:52 MVDE_15 Booking The Royal Rumble 2022 PPV, Part 2: Full Circle
Alpha Academy (C) vs Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin
Otis and Chad Gable, two men who deserved more throughout their career, are now united as one as Alpha Academy and your new Raw Tag Team Champions. It would be great if tag wrestling in WWE meant anything. But anyway they now face off with Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin. The two men who have had a love-hate relationship with Bobby Lashley that seems to flip more than Big Show’s alignment, but anyway these two are still great wrestlers. All four of these are great wrestlers, just give them 10 minutes and let them do their thing, the crowd needs a bit of a cooler match after that Rumble. And these four do exactly that. A solid match but nothing special with Alpha Academy retaining. Let’s keep it moving, we still have plenty more to do.
Royal Rumble 2022: Alpha Academy (C) defeat Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin to retain the Raw Tag Team Championships
Brock Lesnar (C) vs Bobby Lashley
Let’s get into the big meat now, shall we? This match is big beef, colliding in a match that people have dreamt about for a very long time. Both former MMA superstars, both absolute powerhouses, the Beast and The All-Mighty. This match doesn’t need much story, just give me all the power moves and make it a spotfest. German’s, Spears, F5’s, Spinebusters, I would have Bobby Lashley get really close with a Hurt Lock but Brock powers out and lifts Bobby up, F5! Not the first one but this one feels different as Brock falls into the cover. 1-2-LASHLEY KICKS OUT! Brock leathers him with elbows but Bobby protects well and doesn’t give an inch. Lashley has to think up something different, and that’s when he catches an arm. HE LOCKS IN A KIMURA! Bobby tries to scramble out but Brock has it locked in, and in order to save his arm from being broken, Lashley taps out after 25 minutes of a brutal hossfest.
Royal Rumble 2022: Brock Lesnar (C) defeats Bobby Lashley to retain the WWE Championship
Now, before we settle the score between the Tribal Chief and The Visionary, we first have a Royal Rumble Winner To Crown. 30 men will enter, only one will be left standing. So without wasting any more time, let’s get on with this. Number 1? Johnny Knoxville. Because honestly, why not. Known for his work in Jackass, this actor and stunt performer is the current 24/7 Champion, and now he makes his way into the Royal Rumble from the number 1 position.
He makes his way down to the ring, always keeping a close eye on his surroundings. Who knows who’s lurking in the shadows waiting for their chance at the 24/7 Championship, especially now that he’s pretty much surrounded by referees. He makes his way to the ring, having reached a safe haven in his mind as he hands the belt to the referees. But as the entrance of the entrant in the number 2 position booms through the stadium, that feeling of safety quickly vanishes.
NO ONE WILL SURVIVE! The former 2-time NXT Champion, the man who has made himself the face of NXT, the Sicilian Psychopath Tomasso Ciampa makes his way into his first Royal Rumble Match. He marches to the ring in a slow march, bringing back the crutch he used to take with him everywhere. He looks ready to hunt, maim and kill anyone who stands in his way with his rematch for Goldie. ( Yeah no Bron Breakker Tag Bullshit in my WWE universe these last months. Bron Breakker just wins, and Ciampa is furious. ) He enters the ring almost manic. And as soon as the bell rings, he charges Knoxville with a running knee which Knoxville barely manages to block with his two forearms. Knoxville crawls into the corner but Ciampa manages to shoulder tackle him effectively. Knoxville stumbles his way into the ring before Ciampa grabs him and tries throwing him out. However, Johnny holds on. Ciampa gives him a look of surprise, conveying with his eyes a message along the lines of: “So you want to play huh?” He grabs a re-entering Knoxville and plants the Jackass superstar on his head with a Willow’s Bell. Johnny Knoxville is out cold but that’s not enough for Ciampa. He grabs the arms of Johnny Knoxville and locks in a double underhook. You all know what’s coming, Fairy Tale Ending. Now Ciampa again grabs him, almost mercifully, and dumps him out of the ring. Ciampa circles the ring as we near the number 3 entrant. However, on the outside, R-Truth crawls from underneath the ring and pins Johnny Knoxville. 1-2-3. We have a new 24/7 Champion. Similarly to the Women’s Rumble, the belt again changes hands to open the festivities. Ciampa doesn’t care in the slightest, he’s focused on the entrance ramp, daring whoever is next to come out and face him. 5-4-3-2-1. Who will stand up to the Sicilian Psychopath?
Told you I had some surprises in store. The man to enter the ring at number 3 is JOHNNY WRESTLING! Johnny Gargano is BACK! Never officially released, Johnny Gargano makes his way down the ramp whilst the crowd loses their shit. He walks with purpose, towards his former best friend, his former mortal enemy, the Rebel Heart is beating in a WWE ring again. The two men don’t move as they enter. They just stare at each other, their eyes depicting stories untold. Burying their past, the two men shake hands before they start circling each other. This is no longer NXT, this is a new beginning for both men. They walk around each other before finally locking in a headlock as the crowd comes alive once again. Neither man gains any ground as they separate, looking towards the entranceway, awaiting the next competitor.
The swiss cyborg is the number four entrant, and he marches towards the former DIY looking to elevate his career beyond belief. Ciampa and Gargano await him side by side. And why is this like in a video game when the two protagonists wait whilst the final boss approaches? Like listen to this theme and tell me you don’t get that vibe. But yeah anyway, Cesaro enters the ring and immediately he brings hellfire on the two former NXT icons. Gargano rushes Cesaro, ever the hero. He gets popped up and suffers a Swiss Death for his trouble. Ciampa takes a more methodical approach, However, Cesaro takes advantage of his hesitance to nail him in the gut and lifts him into a Sitout Powerbomb. Both men are down as Cesaro stands tall, As both members of DIY crawl to the corners of the ring. Cesaro launches himself at a sitting Gargano, diving European Uppercut. He does the same on the other side, Diving European Uppercut to Ciampa. Cesaro stands tall on his own in the ring as we prepare ourselves for number 5.
The first of the Street Profits to enter the Rumble. Angelo Dawkins confidently rushes the ring and immediately tries to nail Cesaro with a big shoulder tackle. However, the Swiss Cyborg doesn’t move. Angelo Dawkins looks confused but this time Cesaro instead gives him a massive Lariat on his own, before moving out of the way for Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa to have a meeting in the middle. Angelo Dawkins crumbles to the floor before Ciampa, Gargano and Cesaro again start wailing on each other. Big punches, big kicks, big knees. They destroy each other as we await number 6.
The legendary luchador, who won the 2006 Royal Rumble match, now makes his way into the match once again, he runs in with an immediate West Coast Pop to Tommaso Ciampa. He gets lifted by Cesaro, but he twirls around the swiss superman before planting him with a DDT. Angelo Dawkins tries charging at Rey Mysterio but he nails him with a Drop Toehold and dials up the 619. Meanwhile, Tommaso Ciampa tried throwing Gargano over the top rope on the other side. But Gargano nails both him and Cesaro with a Spear through the ropes. However, this is when Mysterio also climbs back into the ring, and he surprises Gargano with a Poisonrana. The Mexican icon stands on his own, awaiting number 7.
BROOOOOOO! Matt Riddle, one half of RKBRO, now joins the superstars in the ring and gets to work. He jumps into the ring and grabs Rey Mysterio, Bro-To-Sleep. Angelo Dawkins tries charging him but Riddle ducks, RKO! Cesaro tries the same, another RKO! Riddle drags Angelo Dawkins up, FINAL FLASH! Angelo Dawkins however pushes himself up off the ground and plants him with a Pop-Up Spinebuster. He hypes himself before Ciampa and Gargano grab him from behind and dump him out of the match. Angelo Dawkins is eliminated as we move on to number 8.
The King Of Strong Style, the current Intercontinental champion, the winner of the 2018 Royal Rumble Match, now enters from number 8 accompanied by Rick Boogs. The man synonymous with intercontinental championships enters the Rumble and brings kicks for everyone. It’s starting to look like an old NXT reunion with all these superstars. Apart from Rey Mysterio, these are all former NXT alumni with four former champions in NXT. He comes in with fire and fury, nailing everyone with Lariats, Some Good and Bad Vibrations and of course Kinshasa’s for everybody. He decimates everyone with strong strikes, tapping into that old New Japan version of him. Rey Mysterio and Riddle take the fight against each other as we see teams form with the other four men still in the Rumble. Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro versus DIY. they tee off on each other, and can I please have that on Takeover? Anyway, on to number 9.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT? PWG World Champion, ROH World Champion. Bandido steps into a WWE ring for the first time. The masked superstar immediately goes after Rey Mysterio and the legendary luchador immediately responds, the two having a mini-match of their own after Mysterio successfully tired out Riddle for the time being. They show this crowd what Mexican wrestling is all about until Bandido overpowers Mysterio and plants him with a Blue Thunder Driver. He notices Cesaro on the ropes after his battle witH DIY came to a natural conclusion, he runs towards him and nails a 21 Plex. Gargano tries to swing at him but Bandido locks his arm and nails a Crucifix Driver. Ciampa tries to avenge his former ( and seemingly current ) partner but he gets planted with a standing Spanish Fly. Bandido is making this crowd come alive and lose their shit. Riddle Pushes him towards the ropes but Bandido manages to strike himself into some separation. He jumps on the ropes, SPRINGBOARD DESTROYER!!! The crowd pop heavily for the multi-champion. Everyone stumbles to their feet as we await number 10. As the counter ticks down, Bandido finishes his expose with a Tornillo to everyone.
Looking to avenge his partner, Montez Ford charges DIY immediately and nails Ciampa with a Superman Punch before nailing Johnny Gargano with a standing blockbuster. However, this hyperfocus on Ciampa and Gargano left him vulnerable to two other men. IC Champion Nakamura and Cesaro take advantage. Bandido grabs Ford and plants him with a Superkick before the two former tag champions nail their own version of a meeting in the middle by virtue of a Kinshasa and a Diving European Uppercut. Montez Ford is knocked the fuck out and Nakamura and Cesaro make him fly out of the ring. Montez Ford is gone. Number 11 on their way, who can it be?
The Mysterio’s are now both in the Rumble. Dominik immediately tries to equalize for his father against all these partnerships forming, and it creates an odd situation with four teams in the four corners. Gargano and Ciampa, Mysterio’s, Shinsuke and Cesaro leaving Riddle and Bandido to join to salvage their preservation. However, right before this fatal four-way tag action is about to start, Cesaro grabs Shinsuke by the neck and throws out his partner. Shinsuke Nakamura is shock eliminated by Cesaro! There is no trust in Rumbles. This galvanizes all other men to fight their own battles. Riddle and Bandido hit each other with exhilarating moves, Dominik Mysterio and Rey go after Cesaro, leaving Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano to do what they’ve done best all this time. Gargano just tries to superkick the Sicilian to death, but Ciampa grabs his leg, puts it down and viciously kick Gargano in the thigh repeatedly, almost willing the Rebel Heart to his knees. He lifts him up, PROJECT CIAMPA! Gargano bounces away towards the corner as we await number 12.
The leader of the Diamond Mine makes his entrance with all members in tow, looking like an army coming to the ring. Roddy jumps into the ring and immediately nails Bandido with a Sick Kick. Riddle tries a Final Flash but Roddy blocks the knee and instead stumbles back into the ropes before nailing another Sick Kick. Next to confront Roddy is Cesaro, who successfully lands a couple of European Uppercuts before Roddy turns him around against the ropes and Cardio Strong nails repeated elbows where he goes from rope to rope. HE nails about 8 of them before Ciampa tries to throw him over, Roddy holds on to the ropes but falls to a Willow’s Bell instead. Ciampa stands up triumphatically, Poisonrana by Bandido! However, Roddy bounces up and plants the ROH Champion with an End Of Heartache. We await number 13.
The NXT Powerhouse, former Million Dollar Champion now enters the Royal Rumble and he enters with purpose. Bandido tries to immediately grab him as he slides under the ring but Knight slaps his hands away. Bandido jumps up for a quick Hurricanrana but Knight clasps his hands together and instead lifts him for a devastating Powerbomb. Johnny Gargano, his former Wargames partner, tries to grab him from behind and eliminate him quickly but instead, LA throws him against the ropes, Gargano bounces back right into the arms of Knight who lifts him and plants him with a Skylord Slam. Knight tries to nail Dominik Mysterio with the same, who instead counters it into a tilt-a-whirl armdrag. However, when Dominik goes for a follow-up, he instead gets nailed with a Knee Lift, followed by a Discus Clothesline, the commentators shout BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA at the top of their lungs. LA looks to eliminate Dominik but as Rey jumps on the turnbuckles to defend his son, he’s instead pushed out of the match by Bandido. Rey Mysterio is eliminated right as his son Dominik gets thrown out by LA Knight. Two more eliminations have happened, on to number 14.
The WWE US Champion, who hasn’t been pinned or submitted for a full year, makes his way to the Rumble. Entering exactly the same spot as he did last year, he was tied for the most eliminations that year. He now walks in as a champion, looking to make his way onto bigger and better. He enters the ring to meet Riddle who he plants with a Broken Arrow, Gargano tries to top rope crossbody from the other side but is caught by the throat for a massive SOUTH OF HEAVEN! Ciampa approaches but is almost decapitated with a roundhouse kick by the Archer Of Infamy. Damian Priest is met by Roderick Strong, who after a quick exchange he nails with a RECKONING! Roderick jumps up in defiance, screaming at Priest, however, familiar music starts up. Ladies and Gentlemen, Imperium is here. WALTER ( NOT GUNTHER, FOR FUCK SAKE WWE ) and his partners surround the ring before brawling with the Diamond Mine still on the outside. Roddy Strong looks on confused as Damian Priest tries to take advantage of the confusion and tries to throw out Roddy. But Malcolm Bivens bravely jumps on the apron to take the bump from Roddy so he can stay in. Malcolm Bivens crashes to the floor, Roddy has a second lease on life, but that is quickly cut short by a Cesaro European Uppercut. Imperium has successfully done what they came to do, Roddy Strong is eliminated.
The viper, last year’s runner-up, Winner in both 2009 and 2017. Folks, this is the Apex Predator Randy Orton. He jumps into the ring with a scoop powerslam to Johnny Gargano. Where Johnny Gargano goes, Tommaso Ciampa isn’t far to follow, and he gets nailed with an ugly looking inverted headlock backbreaker. Randy Orton isn’t done of course, and with Riddle having his bro in the ring with him, they clean house with RKO’s, Randy plants Priest, Riddle nails Knight. Bandido tries a Springboard Moonsault, RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, VINTAGE VIPER! Randy and Riddle stand alone in the middle. They hug as the timer counts down. But right before zero. Randy whispers something to Riddle. “ Don’t trust anybody. “ and THROWS RIDDLE OUT OF THE RING!
The Great Liberator is the 16th man to enter the Royal Rumble, and he enters gunning for vengeance. Falling only inches short in his Intercontinental championship match ( What happened with that WWE? You’re so bad even I forgot until now. ) He looks to potentially aim for an even bigger opportunity. He runs into the ring with nobody directly opposing him. He nails Ciampa with a Helluva kick in one corner. Johnny Gargano rushes him, exploder suplex into Ciampa. In the next corner awaits Damian Priest and LA Knight mixed in battle, and Sami Zayn just throws his kick in there, hitting a bit of both. And actually helping Knight in landing a punch onto Priest by virtue of kicking his fist right into his face. Randy Orton tries exploding out of his corner with a thunderous Lariat, but Zayn dodges and delivers a Blue Thunder Bomb. Cesaro tries to capitalise with a PK, ZAYN DODGES BY GOING FLAT ON HIS BACK. HE KIPS UP INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT LANDS ON HIS FEET AND NAILS AN EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE FINAL EMPTY CORNER! LINES UP, HELLUVA KICK ELIMINATES CESARO!!! THE SWISS CYBORG, THE MAN WHO LOOKED SO DOMINANT IN THE OPENING STAGES, ELIMINATED!
The Gravity Defying Ricochet is in the Rumble at Number 17. He runs into the ring immediately nailing Gargano with a Recoil. Zayn tries a Leg Lariat that makes Ricochet stumble, but The One and Only manages to grab Zayn in a Fireman’s Carry before nailing a Benadryller. Ricochet now climbs the top but jumps on the pole to create distance between him and the rest and make sure that nobody nails him whilst in this vulnerable position. But that’s exactly what happens as the US Champion is thrown onto the apron. He spots Ricochet and pushes him from the pole RIGHT INTO THE FANS! Ricochet never lands with both feet on the floor as he makes it to the barricade. Number 18 is on his way, who’s next?
Sheamus was the 2012 Royal Rumble winner, and now he makes his way into the Rumble again looking to potentially repeat. He first makes his way to the outside being a dick to Ricochet, but he manages to hold on. Sheamus jumps on the apron next to Priest looking to bump him off, but again Priest also holds on. Sheamus goes inside the ring, looking to bump him off. However, Priest catches him, and wrestles him over the ring instead, instantly eliminating him. Priest looks on triumphatically before being eliminated by LA Knight who gets his big moment here.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Bandido and Sami Zayn are putting on a show as fatigue is getting to both Ciampa and Gargano. They nail each other with move after move, going back and forth until Randy Orton breaks it up with a big double lariat. Number 19 is coming, who can it be?
Former WWE Champion, Big E now makes his way into the Rumble looking to impress. He gets in just as Ricochet has finally made his way back to the ring steps and the apron. Ricochet tries springboarding back into the ring, only to get plucked from the ropes by Big E and planted with a Big Ending. Randy Orton turns him around ready for an RKO but E pushes him away right into a Blunt Force Trauma by LA Knight. Now uninterrupted, E picks up Ricochet and throws him out of the ring. He then starts exchanging punches and shoulder tackles with the remained of people in the ring. Those being notably Zayn, Gargano and Ciampa, DIY stopping his momentum by virtue of a Gargano Lawn Dart and a Project Ciampa to Zayn. Number 20, who’s next?
Just a southern boy, with the farmer strength. AJ Styles makes his way into the Rumble. But as he makes his way onto the apron, Grayson Waller rolls into the ring right into his signature stunner to LA Knight. He stands up tall looking like he accomplished something. But now every man in the ring is looking at him, I guess that’s the Grayson Waller effect. He circles around, keeping an eye on everyone, but that leaves him vulnerable to an AJ Styles Phenomenal forearm. AJ dumps Waller from the ring as everyone galvanizes back into action. However that stunner did its damage, and LA Knight is soon eliminated by Big E. AJ Styles does what AJ Styles does best, giving Pele Kicks and other moves to everyone, notably a Styles Clash to Gargano. He however gets caught by an Orton RKO. However, the Apex Predator should’ve watched his back more, there’s a new predator on the loose, and his name is Tommaso Ciampa. The Sicilian Psychopath grabs Orton and dumps him out of the ring. Number 21 is on his way.
The Selfie Machine, continuing his quest to impress Vince McMahon, enters the Rumble. He comes in carefully picking his moments to attack, catching Sami Zayn with an ATL. However, the action focuses on AJ Styles, who know is actively battling with Bandido. The ROH Champion going at it with a legend of multiple promotions. They both impress, but AJ Styles gets the upperhand as the veteran plays possum with the goal of baiting Bandido to the top rope, which is exactly what happens as Bandido is eliminated. Who’s up next?
Oh shit. Finn Balor, the man who entered his first and only Royal Rumble in 2018 and lasted 57 minutes, now enters his second. And he immediately goes after Austin Theory. He plants him with two slingblades, a double foot stomp, and finally, lifts him up, 1916! Austin Theory, fuck you bye. Balor moves on towards Sami Zayn, locking into battle with him as Johnny Gargano and AJ Styles mix it up, leaving Ciampa and Big E, where Big E comes out victorious in this mini-exchange, nailing a mean-looking shoulder tackle as we move onto number 23.
The third Uso brother, who just comes off of a brutal No DQ match with Boa. He enters the ring with a frog splash to AJ Styles. After that, he brutalises with Savate Kicks. One to Gargano, one to Sami Zayn, one to Finn Balor, one to Big E. He ends up in the hands of Ciampa however, who plants him with a Fairy Tale ending. Number 24 is on his way.
The Italian family man, Tony D’Angelo is the next NXT Superstar to enter the Royal Rumble. And he comes in with fire, nailing Big E with a Big Belly to Belly Suplex, before scooping up Ciampa with a big Powerslam. Zayn tries for a Helluva Kick, but he misses D’Angelo and goes onto the apron. However, D’Angelo can’t finish him off as Zayn uses forearms to create the separation needed to enter back into the ring. The tempo is picking up here as everyone kicks into a different gear. Number 25 is soon already on his way.
Yes I know, this is Dunne’s old theme, but there are reasons for that. Because Dunne knows D’Angelo won’t recognize that theme, and so when Dunne comes in from the crowd jumping the barricade, D’Angelo looks white as a ghost. He tries backing away from Dunne, grabbing AJ Styles to put in between them, but Dunne superkicks Styles out of the way, and soon just bullrushes D’Angelo right over the ropes, eliminating him. He then starts a fight with Balor and Gargano, all men colliding with each other as we head onto number 26
WA BA DOO, JOHHHNNNN CEEEENNNNAAAAA!!! The WWE legend runs towards the ring and Big Match John is met by Tommaso Ciampa, who gets taken out by Sami Zayn immediately. Cena’s first point of contact in this Rumble is Big E. Who he exchanges punches with before Cena manages to lift him up and plant him with an attitude adjustment. He is then confronted by Balor, who tries a slingblade but Cena holds on and plants him with a Powerbomb. Pete Dunne is the next to suffer an AA, same with Johnny Gargano, but Johnny bounces up and plants him with a spear. Super Cena doesn’t stay down though, and as Solo Sikoa tries to eliminate Gargano, Cena is confronted by his former rival AJ Styles. The two men stare at each other as Sami Zayn tries to interrupt. He eats a Pele Kick before stumbling right into an AA where Cena holds on. He lifts Zayn again and this time gives him an Attitude Adjustment to the outside. Cena and Styles will have their moment uninterrupted. That is until lucky number 27 arrives.
The Big Man enters the Rumble now, a dangerous prospect to say the least. He immediately goes for Styles, but is thwarted in that plan by Cena, who he lifts and plants with a Double Chokeslam. Omos finally reaches Styles and moves to eliminate him, but AJ kicks him square in the dick, right as Big E grabs him from behind and capitalizes. There are no rules in Rumbles. We go to number 28, not too many men left in this Rumble.
THE FLAMBOYANT ONE? Yes, ladies and Gentlemen, Juice Robinson is in WWE. His contract with New Japan Pro Wrestling is expiring this January ( probably already ) so this isn’t even that unrealistic. He struts to the ring the same way he did in the G1 Special in San Fransico. He enters the ring and immediately gives his signature quick-draw punches ( as I like to call them ) to Cena. He finishes it off with the Left Hand Of God, before grabbing Pete Dunne and planting him with a spinebuster, proving he can be serious as well. He goes after Balor next, nailing him with an Implant DDT, THE JUICE IS LOOSE! Who will follow up this surprise entrant at Number 29?
KO is one of the favourites to win this match, and that feeling is only more amplified with his entry into the Rumble. As he enters, he mixes it up with both Finn Balor and AJ Styles immediately, who take a stunner and pop-up powerbomb respectively. On the other side of the ring, Big E has managed to dump out Pete Dunne. Kevin Owens runs rampant on everyone until he is the only man left standing. Only one entry left, who can it be?
( Now, this is spoiler tagged, but please, just click here and close your eyes. Let the feeling come naturally, I want this surprise to be real. )
Because I had to, he’s my favourite wrestler and now that he’s on Impact I couldn’t resist. THE SWITCHBLADE JAY WHITE IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE AT NUMBER 30! EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHIT AS MICHAEL COLE EXPLAINS FOR THOSE AT HOME: THE FIRST GRAND SLAM CHAMPION OF JAPAN, AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THAT ONLY THE LEGENDARY HIROSHI TANAHASHI HAS MANAGED TO ACCOMPLISH. HAVING WON THE IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT, INTERCONTINENTAL, US AND NEVER OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. FOLKS THIS IS JAY WHITE. “
The Switchblade slowly marches to the ring as the crowd ( hopefully ) flip their shit. He climbs into the ring as everyone in the ring is stunned. He does his signature pose, sliding his fingers across his throat until he spots Juice Robinson, the man who stole away his IWGP US Championship. The flamboyant one charges, but Jay immediately catches him in an Uranage before lifting him up, Blade Runner. He grabs Juice off the floor and throws him out. He looks towards the rest shouting: “Who’s next!”. Cena stands up to White and tries to do his running shoulder tackle, but White rebounds off the ropes with a big Lariat to Cena. Johnny Gargano tries his luck but gets taken out via Saito Suplex. He nails a pitch-perfect dropkick to Tommaso Ciampa before kipping up and going after both Big E and Kevin Owens with Running European Uppercuts. Jay White has taken this Rumble hostage and made this show his in an instant. What is going on?
The first to go of those still remaining in the ring is John Cena, who gets eliminated by Big E in a shocking moment where the three former bullet club members briefly help each other out to take care of the bigger threat. They take out Cena before Big E eliminates him, and then all three eliminate E. That’s two down. On the other side of the ring, Kevin Owens is fighting with Solo Sikoa when the Usos appear on the apron and grab Owens. Kevin Owens immediately goes to bump them off when Seth Rollins grabs their legs and drops them down, both faces planting onto the apron. This allows Kevin Owens to see the plan happen before it could happen, so he’s ready when Solo Sikoa, the newest member of the bloodline behind the scenes, charges at Owens. Owens back body drops him over the ropes onto the Usos. But that’s when the Tribal Chief himself, Roman Reigns, enters the Royal Rumble and eliminates Owens. The tribal chief has gotten one over on Seth Rollins by eliminating his best friend himself. He stands in the ring on his own when he notices the rest staring at them. The Tribal chief has no business with them, so he goes to leave the ring. Not before Jay White grabs him and plants him with a BLADE RUNNER! Jay White fears no man. He rolls Roman out of the ring but that’s when all four men left in the ring turn on him. Meanwhile, Seth Rollins stomps Roman Reigns on the outside.
Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, AJ Styles and Finn Balor all briefly team up to try to take out White. But this descends into a little ten-minute match of their own. And whilst White successfully fights off three of the four, Finn Balor is a little too much. AJ Styles manages to get him onto the apron before White fights him off by grabbing his head and bouncing him throat-first off the ropes. But that’s when Finn Balor grabs him and eliminates him with a Shotgun Dropkick. Jay White is gone. However, Ciampa and Gargano lay in waiting and eliminate both Balor and Styles. We’re down to two. Just like it all began, it now comes down to Ciampa and Gargano. Both warriors having lasted close to an hour. The question is, who wants it more. Does Ciampa want his Goldie back more, or is Gargano ready to revitalize his WWE career with a championship opportunity anywhere he wants it? The answer is JOHNNY WRESTLING!
Royal Rumble 2022: Johnny Gargano wins the Royal Rumble, last eliminating Tommaso Ciampa
However, as Johnny’s arm is raised, he goes to the outside and grabs Tommaso Ciampa. He drags him back into the ring and he makes sure both stand tall at the end. This is no longer NXT, this is a new beginning for both. Ciampa and Gargano are ready to face the world together.
|Order||Entrant||Elimination Order||Eliminated By|
|1.||Johnny Knoxville||1.||Tommaso Ciampa (1)|
|2.||Tommaso Ciampa||29.||Johnny Gargano (3)|
|4.||Cesaro||9.||Sami Zayn (1)|
|5.||Angelo Dawkins||2.||Johnny Gargano (1) / Tommaso Ciampa (2)|
|6.||Rey Mysterio||5.||Bandido (1)|
|7.||Riddle||8.||Randy Orton (1)|
|8.||Shinsuke Nakamura||4.||Cesaro (2)|
|9.||Bandido||15.||AJ Styles (1)|
|10.||Montez Ford||3.||Shinsuke Nakamura (1) / Cesaro (1)|
|11.||Dominik Mysterio||6.||LA Knight (1)|
|12.||Roderick Strong||7.||Cesaro (3)|
|13.||LA Knight||13.||Big E (2)|
|14.||Damian Priest||11.||LA Knight (2)|
|15.||Randy Orton||14.||Tommaso Ciampa (3)|
|16.||Sami Zayn||18.||John Cena (1)|
|17.||Ricochet||12.||Big E (1)|
|18.||Sheamus||10.||Damian Priest (1)|
|19.||Big E||23.||AJ Styles (2) / Finn Balor (2) / Jay White (2)|
|20.||AJ Styles||27.||Tommaso Ciampa (4)|
|21.||Austin Theory||16.||Finn Balor (1)|
|22.||Finn Balor||28.||Johnny Gargano (2)|
|23.||Solo Sikoa||24.||Kevin Owens (1)|
|24.||Tony D'Angelo||17.||Pete Dunne (1)|
|25.||Pete Dunne||20.||Big E (4)|
|26.||John Cena||22.||Big E (5)|
|27.||Omos||19.||Big E (3)|
|28.||Juice Robinson||21.||Jay White (1)|
|29.||Kevin Owens||25.||Roman Reigns (1)*|
|30.||Jay White||26.||Finn Balor (3)|
2022.01.28 21:52 Cole_hearted January the month that won’t end
This month just seems to never end. I started a new job last year and was hoping to be able to get ahead on my student loan payments while the interest is on hold. Then at the start of the new year we noticed a leak upstairs in our attic. When the roofers came out they said we needed a whole new roof, as if that wasn’t enough then our oven went out, and now my dentist is saying a filling I have broke and I’ll need a root canal and crown to fix it. I’m already worried about all of the other expenses this month, it just seems to be piling on. As if the multiple huge bills weren’t enough now I have to worry about my tooth which is probably freaking me out the most as I know how essential healthy teeth are and I’ve never had to deal with this before. All of the what ifs. If it’s not one thing it’s another. I’m just ready for this month to end.
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2022.01.28 21:52 thewindwaker92 I'm afraid of my sister
I'm 19 weeks pregnant and the last time my sister and I hung out together she repeatedly joked about kicking or punching me in the stomach to cause a miscarriage. She's also made other mean comments but this is the most concerning. I've been pushing her away because I'm afraid. She's never said anything like that in my other pregnancies, I don't know what is going on with her. She never made "jokes" like that until recently. I don't know what to do. I know if I try to talk to her, like I have many times before, she will just tell me I'm overreacting and that I'm being too sensitive. If I have to I will kick her out of my life to protect my family.
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2022.01.28 21:52 TCAlta MDR-7506 or M50X?
I was considering these two headphones for school and listening to music on the go, but I couldn't decide between the two, the M50X comes with a pouch and gets a little smaller folded up, but the MDR-7506 is cheaper. I know it's an opinion, but which one sounds better?
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2022.01.28 21:52 dnmt15 Use of precognition to give myself messages from "the future"
Okay, so you all know the story: for as long as I can remember I have had extremely detailed dreams of future events. However, the point of this thread is that sometimes I would be able to predict was going to happen immediately before they happened since I can hear my own thoughts (inner monologue) during precognition dreams. Whit the years my precognitions got better and better, at first they would be in black and white and kind of a narrow POV, and as time has passed and I have grown aware of having these dreams I start to pay more attention and I have evolved the dreams to include colors, the feeling of textures, the occasional smell/taste and most importantly my own thoughts!
It got to the point in which the premonition kicks and I can recall hearing my own thoughts in my dreams as I talk to myself. Keep in mind that I used to freak out a little when these dreams started to happen, so with time I would use my own inner monologue to talk to myself and say "hey, you're fine this is just something you dreamed off. Relax" and then I would use that same train of thought to give myself messages. Like I would tell myself, in the middle of a premonition, "hey, you are dreaming, listen up: stop stressing about so and so, everything will be okay" since I can somewhat remember what my past self was going through when I had this premonition dream and then I sort of give myself a pep talk, or a word of warning if something bad is bound to happen.
And... not to sound crazy, but I often wake up feeling lighter like I am in a good mood and I tell myself "Something good is about to happen". And then, when things play out I think "Oh, that's right! This is when I told myself that little piece of Information that this good thing was going to happen" like when I told myself that I was going to get accepted to my college of choice, when I asked myself to keep in touch with my now dear friend as I knew we were going to be happy together (platonically), etc.
Anyways, I am sharing this since I am curious to know if any of you has ever experienced this self-advise or warnings by means of your precognitions!
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2022.01.28 21:52 Ok_Emu4650 New sub here. No such thing as bad press.
Well, to an extent. While realizing the Fox interview could have gone much better, it has brought me to become a sub. Fox News is a trap, and it was a setup “gotcha” moment from the beginning. Does anybody truly believe that Jesse Waters wants to have a nuanced conversation about modern day wage slavery? Of course not. Anyways, glad to be here. Not all is lost, this will only help recruit new people to the movement/revolution (just like me).
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2022.01.28 21:52 thegamerchild BIOS Update Question
I'm getting an Asus ROG STRIX B550-A Gaming motherboard for my new PC build as well as a Ryzen 7 5700G CPU. It's my understanding that I'll need to update my BIOS to support this CPU.
On PC Part Picker it states that a BIOS version of 1401 is required to support my CPU. When I go to the manufacturer website for the motherboard no version of BIOS is available under the name 1401.
Is it safe to update my bios to the latest version if the version 1401 isn't present? And would this support my CPU?
Also as it is necessary that I would need to update my BIOS would it be a good idea just to to a BIOS Flashback update before I power my PC up for the first time? (I strongly believe that I need to update it, as I've always heard that Ryzen 5000 CPUs aren't supported by many motherboards with a base BIOS version, correct me if I'm wrong).
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2022.01.28 21:52 Teddy_Poundcakes With the transfer portal, do recruiting classes still matter?
I mean it seems like if someone doesn’t get a lot of playing time right away, they are gone.
Hell… even if they get a lot of playing time there is a 50/50 chance they enter the portal.
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2022.01.28 21:52 ashpplepie financial aid question
2022.01.28 21:52 ntcplanters Moxie, Our Linx Point
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2022.01.28 21:52 Vulpixii The perfect gift for a certain frog lover…
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2022.01.28 21:52 bradleykent Model Y deliveries for UK to begin in February!
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2022.01.28 21:52 SpencerRenwick Covid is, of course, a very serious thing, but I thought this image would be right at home here.
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2022.01.28 21:52 vain-- why is derm known as a speciality where all the gym bros reside?
freshman here. i am a gym bro myself and i keep seeing posts/comments about dermatology, the study of skin-hair-nails, and gym bros being intertwined so i would like to be in on the joke lol
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2022.01.28 21:52 Chart-trader ERUS (Russia): Will Russia invade Ukraine yes or no? Insiders don't seem to think so or why would the Russian market rise this week? Sanctions would kill their economy.....Let's see
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2022.01.28 21:52 SaltLifeguard2 LEARN TO JIG WALLEYE LIKE A PRO!
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2022.01.28 21:52 LegacyNZ Epic Games Screwed Me
Here is my first post about me losing account: Epic Games Account Help!: Fortnite (reddit.com)
I didn't end up hearing from epic games again, so I made another account so that I could contact them via live chat. So I got hold of epic games, gave them my ticket number and so on explained my situation, and they were accommodating, told me to wait while they checked my hacked accounts details, and so on then, I got told there was nothing they could do due to security then chat cut off. So I contacted them again and explained my chat cut off and went through the whole situation again. Got told bluntly that they can't help no matter what due to security concerns. So I asked there was no chance of getting my account back, and they confirmed that due to security concerns. I'm pissed because I lost my renegade raider, a lot of money and time invested into that account for nothing. I have all the information they need, including Ip, first receipt, first name and so on, yet they won't let me contact them and prove it's mine. What do I do?
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2022.01.28 21:52 someone8612 the start of stage 5 in a nutshell
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2022.01.28 21:52 Texas_4R Joyful news: iPhones now come equipped with emojis for "pregnant man" and "pregnant person" 🤣
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